Tuesday, June 22, 2010

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Aik Pathan ne Doctor ko bohat mara tou logon ne us se pucha Kiun kia huwa khan sahab?

Pathan: Itni garmi mein kehta hai paani ubaal k piyo..

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Ye 1 sacha waqia hai ignore mat karna

Shah Faisal Colony me 1 larki ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki, kuch dino bad dono mein larai ho gai, 1 din larka larki ko mar rha tha larki ne bachne k lie churi uthai tou wo larkay ko lag gai or wo mar gya.
Larki ghabra k apne ghar ja k so gai, usne khwab mein dekha k 1 baba keh rhe hein "Beta tere kapro pe khoon k daagh hain tumhain to police pakar le gi." Larki boli Baba ab mein kaya karun tou baba ne kaha "Daro mat"


"Surf Excel hai Na"

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Kbhi kbhi dil chahta
Hai
K
is dunya main jo aap say
ziada khubsurat hai usay
jaan se maar dun,

 Magar........

Kya karun...



Islam me khud khushi bhi tou haram hai:-)

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 ('.') Lo ji
<)(>arz
_/ \_ kia hai

Duniya me bohat Dard-o-Tanhai hai

\('',)/" wah
  \  \  wah
 _/''''\_ wah

Zalimo tum b msg karo meri koi muft
ki kamai hai.

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